They had a chance in the 8th. Bases loaded. Sosa pinch hit and stuck out again. Gerald Laird fouled out. That’s about it in a nutshell. Had a chance; blew it. You know, this picture from tonight’s game kind of sums it up in an odd kind of way.

But, on the positive side, seeing this picture below online with the title “Jays send reeling Yankees into the AL cellar” kind of cheered me up – even just a little.

OK, I lied. I freakin’ loved that headline and picture. But they’ve got a long way to go to join our little team from Arlington below the Kansas City line (forget the Mendoza line, we’re so far down, we’re below the Kansas City line).

That’s right, with this loss, nobody sucks worse than us – we officially have the worst record in major league baseball! 18-33, .353 (KC and Cincinnati are both 19-33, .365)

BONUS FACT: The Yankees are 13.5 games out in their division, we’re only 12.5.

Additionally in place of part of the game, I watched a new episode of Doctor Who tonight with my wife. That was probably more entertaining right now.

It shows you were fans are with this team that I didn’t even watch this game. I had it on my TiVo, but I didn’t even watch a frame. After spending some time at church today, I came home, and decided I was going to play Uno on Xbox Live, and then some Super Paper Mario on my Nintendo Wii. I then took a nap. All of those were more enticing than watching the Rangers this day.
I missed another frustrating ending. In looking at the box score, Kameron Loe actually pitched well enough to get the win, but our supposed “lock ’em down” back end of the bullpen (Otsuka & Gagne) faltered pretty big this game.
We tried to come back, scoring some runs in the bottom of the ninth, but it wasn’t enough. This was game 50, and our THIRTY SECOND loss of the season so far. It’s the first time I looked at the standings in awhile, and was quite surprised to see we were 18-32, with a winning percentage of .360. EVEN THE KANSAS CITY FREAKIN’ ROYALS HAVE A BETTER RECORD THAN THAT! That’s some serious shame right there.
Only one team in all of baseball has a worse record, that was the Cincinnati Reds at 18-33, and that’s only one game away.
Anyone up for a game of Uno on Xbox Live?

The Rangers were doing fairly well on Saturday, up until the sixth inning. We actually took the lead first, going up 1-0 on a double by Sosa, and a single by Marlon Byrd who was called up for this game. Boston took the lead, 2-1 in the top of the fourth, partially helped by a fielding error by Mike Young.
We retook the lead in the bottom of the fifth, with a three spot powered by a Gerald Laird double. The scoring was topped off with a sac fly by Kenny Lofton. But as I saw on one national report, the “wheels fell off” for Vicente Padilla in the sixth. In fact, it was so weird, I’ll just cut/paste the play by play for that inning.
– K. Youkilis singled to center
– D. Ortiz flied out to deep center
– M. Ramirez tripled to deep right, K. Youkilis scored
– M. Ramirez scored on wild pitch
– J.D. Drew walked
– M. Lowell singled to left, J.D. Drew to second
– J. Benoit relieved J. Benoit
– C. Crisp singled to center, J.D. Drew scored, M. Lowell to third, C. Crisp to second advancing on throw
– D. Mirabelli walked
– A. Cora hit sacrifice fly to center, M. Lowell scored, C. Crisp to third
– J. Lugo walked, D. Mirabelli to second
– K. Youkilis walked, C. Crisp scored, D. Mirabelli to third, J. Lugo to second
– D. Ortiz grounded out to first
Obviously Joaquin Benoit didn’t relieve himself (no pun intended) there. The triple by Manny Ramirez is apparently not a typo, but you get the point. Was an ugly inning for both Vicente & Joaquin. Blech. That cost us the game. CJ Wilson & Aki followed up with scoreless relief, but we couldn’t get any more scoring.
The game wasn’t as “flat” as we’ve been for a lot of the season, but just another loss to stick on the pile. Sigh.

The “home team” version of the official mlb.com recap for this game had the title “Rangers’ pain continues”. That’s certainly true. This game was mostly painful, except for the bottom of the fourth.
First off, it was against the Red Sox. Now if you go back and read my game recaps for the last several years, I used to enjoy going to Red Sox games. In fact, they were my favorite opponent to see come into town. The games were always good, I liked a lot of the other players. That’s not the case anymore, and it’s pretty much the same reason I don’t like going to Yankees games here. Stands are full of jerk visiting fans. Now I know I’m generalizing, and they’re not all that way, but since the Sox won a few years ago, they have become the Yankees. Both in spending habits of the team, and of their fans, who are quite proud (especially when filled with liquid libido) to inform you of such. And as to the general suckiness of your team, you yourself, and your grandmother. It’s turned me off of going to Sox games. I went to opening day, because, well, it was opening day. But I would have enjoyed that better if it was someone else. Even the Kansas City Royals or the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Only satisfaction is that the jerk Sox fans out there last night got wet. On the other hand, one of the best moments I was ever at was that “SWEEP” the Homies started a few years ago when the Sox were in town. Now that my rant is out of the way…
This game started off like most did, with the Rangers playing from behind early. This time it was a 4-0 deficit after the top of the second. One of the worst things you can do as a pitcher happened this frame – McCarthy walked the bases loaded to start the inning. After a sac fly, McCarthy walked someone again, reloading the bases (twice) on walks. A couple more singles and a sac fly, and it was 4-0 quickly. The game felt over, given the general lack of well, spunk this team has showed this season. In fact, I was so disgusted, I switched over to some Pro Bowling stuff I had on my TiVo, and watched that for a bit. :(
Brandon McCarthy came out after two – which after the four run frame, I initially thought was due to his pitching, but I read later it was due to a blister. Those aren’t good, because they tend to flare up again the next start, I wonder if they’ll be able to keep him off the DL.
The Rangers did have some life in them briefly in the fourth – and I had just tuned back over from my bowling footage right before the fun started, so at least I got to see the best part of the game. The Rangers got to Matsuzaka with a cycle for the inning. Tex started off the inning with a triple that Manny Ramirez misplayed a bit in left. It was followed by a double from Sammy Sosa, and then a chip shot home run by Frank Catalanotto – so Dice-K was rocked pretty quickly. After a couple of outs, Gerald Laird squibbed a single, and he was followed by May sensation Ramon Vazquez, who homered to right, and put the Rangers up 5-4. It was at this moment that the picture I took off the TV screen happened. We’re having a great inning, and Josh & Tom are talking about the mushrooms that were growing at the park with all the rain we got. Now at the time it made me chuckle a bit; Vazquez’ HR prompted Lewin to say “The Rally Mushrooms are alive in Arlington”, but in retrospect it seemed a bit of an odd thing to say. I honestly can’t make up my mind whether I liked the mushroom shtick or I did not. Mushrooms aside, we were back in the lead, and it felt like we could win.
The Sox bullpen had other ideas. Of the remaining five innings, we scored just one run. The Rangers bullpen decided they weren’t going to pitch like that, and gave up six more runs in the fifth and sixth innings. A couple of singles and a double in the fifth gave the Sox the lead back, and then they stepped on our throats in the sixth with a walk, a triple, a couple of doubles and a single. It was 10-5 at that time, and I kind of tuned out. I finished watching my bowling footage, and then went and played some Uno on my Xbox 360. The final run we got we didn’t even “get”, it was a gift run on a wild pitch.
The most exciting talk at the moment seems to be what the Rangers would get for Mark Teixeira in a trade this July. Oh well.

I don’t feel like writing about this loss. I’m close to “I don’t care”.

The Rangers lost to the Twins, 7-1.
Sammy Sosa had a solo home run, his career 598th, accounting for all our offense. Ian Kinsler & Mike Young both had two hits. Kinsler a single and a double, and Young a single and a triple. Nothing happened with them. That was it for our offense.
Johan Santana was pretty masterful outside the Sosa home run. He went 7, for a total of 21 outs. 13 of those outs were strikeouts. In seven innings. We then struck out five more times for a franchise record 18 strikeouts in a nine inning game. We struck out so many times, you’d think Brad Wilkerson was up there every at bat. :)
There really wasn’t a lot to write about with this one.

Yeah, OK, you have to do math in my title for this entry. But if you’re reading my website, then you probably will already know the score of the game before you came here anyway.
Where do I start in talking about this? I was at the game, and sat through a 28 minute rain delay that started during player introductions. It wasn’t so bad since I was in the 200 level, and you’re pretty well protected there, plus the food is better than the regular food stands I think. Even if it’s not the place just looks better. :)
Padilla started off looking like the 1-63 record he had, tossing 31 pitches in the first inning, but surprisingly only allowing one run in the first. His overall line was pretty decent, going 5.2IP, giving up just two runs on 5 hits with two walks. He was one out away from a quality start, when his hand got grazed by a batted ball, and he was pulled from the game. Padilla did throw 99 pitches, so he was probably coming out of the game after the sixth anyway, but it would have been nice to see him get the “qs”. Willie Eyre followed Padilla to the mound, and did give up two runs, but both of them were unearned. Frank Francisco & Aki both pitched scoreless innings to finish up things. Overall, it was good pitching. 9 innings, just two earned runs, and no home runs.
Can’t say the same for the other side. Carlos Silva stunk up the joint going 4.1 innings, giving up 7 earned runs on 9 hits and one walk. As bad as that was, the guy who followed him used even less deodorant, as he stunk up the place even worse! DePaula went just one inning, and gave up 7 runs of his own (6 earned) and two home runs. One was a grand slam to
Fortunately, the grand slam came when Victor Rojas was doing play by play, so we got to hear Vic’s grand slam call, which really does sound like he’s about to jump out of his booth and flail around while on fire or something. Either that, or scream so hard, his lungs will come out of his mouth. Vic gets very excited about his home run calls. :)
We had a few other home runs, too. Frank Catalanotto had solo shot in the second in his first at bat off the DL. Nelson Cruz also had a solo shot. Sammy Sosa almost had one, and had it been July or August, he would have. Sosa did have two doubles. Lofton, Cruz, & Laird also had doubles. Like last night, with 14 runs on the board, there’s plenty of offensive stats to share. Every starter had at least one hit, but nobody had more than two, so it was well scattered. Somewhat amusing that the three subs (Diaz, Kata, & Mahar) all were hitless, so the 15 hits we did get were all starters.
I did sit through the entire game, as I have only been to three games so far this year, which is very unusual for me. By the time the game was over, I had moved around to the area right under the radio booth, and said Hi to Vic. As I was listening to the game on the radio, it was quite weird to watch him talk, and see the voice come through my radio just a split second later. They’re not truly live, although it’s much better than the 7 second or so delay they had last year. The delay seems like one second, although Vic said at the start of the season it was two.
Speaking of Vic, I know he reads my site, so here’s a link for ya big guy :)