Hands up those of you who thought it was over in the first inning.
Hands up those of you who really thought it was over after the third, being down 7-0.
Hands up those of you who wouldn’t mind seeing Jose Canseco pitch again instead of Vicente Padilla.
Hands up those of you who thought “OK, this wasn’t so bad” when we got the 5 spot in the fourth to come back 7-5.
Hands up those of you who were even still watching when we got the 5 spot.
Hands up those of you who turned off the TV when Catalanotto didn’t get the job done, leaving the bases loaded.
Hands up those of you think Sosa is gone right after he hits #600?
Hands up those of you who think we have any chance left this year? I’m waiting…
Hands up those of you who think that Paris Hilton’s impending jail term is more interesting right now than the 2007 Texas Rangers?
Congrats to Padilla who became the first Ranger in team history to lose 8 games before June 1st. Take a bow Padilla, you have earned it. I am not sure who to blame for us stinking up the joint, but Washington is not going to have a job for very long at this rate.
Hands up for those who were watching more the Lady Bears in the CWS more than the Rangers.
My hand has to go up because when it was finished, I did tune into the Ranger game and watched till the bitter end.
Hands up for those who would like to see Hicks do anything in this part of Texas (he is a businessman) other than own the Rangers and Stars.